It may have been a cold winter evening, but at a certain
Japanese pub called Izakaya M in Sherman Oaks, what may possibly be the hottest
sushi roll in the world was served last night, rubber glove and waiver
included.
I found it oddly amusing that what appeared to be a rather
upscale izakaya would serve the
irreverently yet humorously titled El
Fuego En El Culo Roll. The warning on the menu said it all: “Only attempt
if you are able to handle extreme pain and heat!” Izakaya M calls it their
spicy challenge, and those who actually complete this two-part dish consisting
of a spicy yellowtail hand roll and a spicy tuna cut roll—both marinated in
their “insanely hot” sauce—are rewarded with a free glass of Sapporo, along
with the $15 cost of the dish being on the house.
According to one of the waiters, only about three out of 10
people ever make it to the finish line; the majority just can’t handle the fuego. One chef claimed he was miserable
for three days after eating it.
Certainly, it must have been my hubris and daring nature
that drove me to try it. After all, I rationalized, unlike most people, I was rather
liberal with my use of hot sauces; I had a generally higher tolerance of
spiciness than most. How bad could it be?
Upon ordering the ultimate challenge at the sushi bar, the
chef handed me a waiver that I had to actually sign—agreeing to relinquish the
restaurant of any injury, pain or burning sensations this dish may cause.
Despite the admonishment that even breathing problems may occur as a result of
the combination of the habanero, Thai chili peppers and ghost peppers mixed
into the sauce (ghost peppers are currently the hottest chili peppers that are
commercially available), I remained undaunted—and still curious enough to go
for it. I did ask the chef, however, if the waiver was drawn up for effect, or
if it was so that I actually couldn’t sue the restaurant afterwards
for bodily harm.
“Yes,” he replied curtly to the latter. And then I signed
away.
It didn’t appear that insidious: the chopped yellowtail inside
the hand roll looked marinated, for sure, in a bloody-looking sauce, but looks
can be deceiving, as they say. While onlookers sitting next to me at the sushi
bar anticipated my reaction (one man claimed he’s been contemplating that challenge himself for several months, so he couldn’t wait to see the expression on my
face), I donned the rubber glove that was served with the roll and proceeded to take a bite…a small one. (I’ve
learned, over time, that while risk-taking can still be fun, it’s smarter to
take calculated risks. So for a moment, I brushed aside my ego, but I bit just
enough of that roll to enjoy the entertainment value of what I was doing,
knowing it would burn me on some level.)
If my audience had been seeking that same level of
entertainment in my reaction, they weren’t disappointed: I took one bite of
that hand roll, chewed it a few times, made a face, shook my head and then spat it right back out on the plate, ever the dramatic diva. The burn had
started numbing my entire mouth, and I was thankful I didn’t swallow the stuff;
for the next 10 minutes or so, I was quaffing ice water to relieve the
pain, which had made its way to my eyes, and I cried tears that smeared my eye
makeup. The chef handed me a ball of mochi ice cream to quell the fire, the
burn, the burn…and that icy cream
puff somewhat helped; it certainly was more effective than the water. My body began to shudder after the burn finally faded, and I realized it was a
natural reaction to too much ice water being taken in at once.
The man who had once contemplated taking on El Fuego thanked me for convincing him not to ever try this dish,
although he did commend me for my shot at it. “You are the bravest woman I’ve
ever met in my entire life…I take my hat off to you,” he said between peals of
laughter at my antics.
For those not brazen (nor masochistic) enough to set their
mouths ablaze, Izakaya M also has normal dishes
that are still worth trying. Although…is a Tuna Truffle Oil Pizza served on a
tortilla base normal?
And then there is also the beef tataki with ponzu sauce and
yuzu kosho, which is outstanding. On weekend nights, you will most likely find
the live stuff—fresh sea urchin, oysters, giant clams, even conch.
But for those not into sushi at an izakaya, the ones who just want casual snack food to accompany
their alcohol after work, there is a robata grill from which items like
skewered chicken livers and hearts emerge. Or how about cow tongue on a stick
for $4? For a most unusual crispy treat, how about the deep-fried miniature
octopi appetizer called E.T. Dippers? The chef explained that this dish was named after extraterrestrials because that’s what the little creatures resemble. I
thought it was aptly titled. The fun part is dipping them in the martian-hued
wasabi mayo.
Clearly, the owner (who also owns the restaurant chain
called Midori Sushi, hence the M in the name of this establishment) has a sense
of humor.
Izakaya M
13573 Ventura Blvd.,
Sherman Oaks
818-981-0078